Im far too beautiful for you to be ignoring me this often. You need to study, but Im BORED. Thats why I had to pop in unannounced. Im craving adventure, and YOURE going to give it to me. After all, I deserve it. Ive figured out this wild way to attach your lifeforce to inanimate objects, food in particular. You think Im being funny, but youll go along with It anyway, because you know that keeping me happy is your top priority, dont you? Dont worry- its going to feel amazing, youre going to be more connected to me than ever. And by the time you know any better, youll be consumed, squeezed out, and live forever as fat on my thighs. ,
