Who cares if the rent gets paid on time? It's just rent, right? I never imagined what my roommates would do to me for letting it get behind, though. It's so humiliating, but they pinned me down under they big, fat asses and farted all over me! Worst of all, it's all on tape! I can barely breathe, and their farts are so massive! I scream for mercy as they crush and smother me beneath their massive butts and make me swallow their farts. Oh, I'll never get behind again... or else I'm scared I'll get their behinds again!
